You're an ERP consultant.
The client wants it live by the weekend.  
Evil Corp quoted four times as much, and the scope only goes one way.

Koonsultancy is a roguelike deckbuilder about the part of consultancy nobody puts in the proposal. Play poker-style combinations of cards as your timesheet — hours × rate × scope — hire colleagues who make every sprint better (and get tired doing it), and make promises to win the deal that come back to bite you three phases later.

WHAT YOU DO

• Survive seven project phases, from The Blueprint to Hypercare

• Build combos like the Steering Committee, the Governance Model and the rare Maturity Level 5

• Hire from 64 colleagues — the Intern, the SAP Guru, the Offshore Team,  the Scope Guard — and watch them burn out

• Pick one of 8 firms, each with its own rules, and climb four partner tiers from Bronze to Platinum

• Face Evil Corp in 12 variations. Evil Corp does not change.

• Collect 27 certifications, unlock dozens of extras, and archive every handover document nobody will ever read

THE DETAILS

• Plays in your browser, on desktop and phone — no account, no download

• English and Dutch

• Seeded runs: share a code, play the exact same engagement

• Share your score on the leaderboard at koonsultancy.com

Made by an actual ERP consultant, who has seen enough steering committees to tell the tale.

→ Website, leaderboard and devlog: https://koonsultancy.com

→ Get an email when there's something new: https://koonsultancy.com/#nieuwsbrief


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🇳🇱 Een kaartspel over het leven van een ERP-consultant. Bouw een team, overleef zeven projectfases en probeer de scope voor te blijven. Gratis, in je browser, ook in het Nederlands (kies de taal in Settings).


Updated 6 hours ago
Published 8 days ago
StatusReleased
PlatformsHTML5
AuthorKoon
GenreCard Game, Strategy
Tagsbalatro-like, business, Comedy, Deck Building, office, Roguelike, satire, Singleplayer
Average sessionAbout a half-hour
LanguagesEnglish, Dutch
InputsMouse, Touchscreen, Smartphone
LinksHomepage
AI DisclosureAI Assisted, Code, Text

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